UbiOne Kenobi interviewed by "il Prosit Europeo”

📰 “Theory of Symbiotic Handkerchief-Smartphone Alliance

Introduction:

Preliminary observational study following accidental loss of a mobile device.
In recent years, a recurring phenomenon has been observed: the simultaneous disappearance of mobile devices and pocket handkerchiefs.
This work proposes a new evolutionary hypothesis: a form of cooperative symbiosis between the two objects.

Field Observation:

Case study: male subject, respectable age, location Parlasco.
Event: loss of smartphone despite repeated checks.
Evidence: simultaneous absence of handkerchiefs.

The Theory:

Handkerchiefs → means of transport (air currents, pockets, washing machines)

Cell phones → GPS navigation units

Objective → seasonal migration to places with a high density of misplacement (bars, parking lots, sofas)

The Interview:

Participants: UbiOne Kenobi from Vittros Sera, Mautoni and Maniotti from "il Prosit Europeo"

Mautoni: Welcome to "il Prosit Euopeo"!
UbiOne: But weren't you "il Prost"?
Maniotti: Yes, but we changed our name. No more ‘Prost’.
Mautoni: Too many misunderstandings...
UbiOne: Ah.... Wise choice. Some names attract… unwanted interpretations.

Mautoni: "So you maintain that phones… run away?"
UbiOne: "They don't run away. They evolve."
Maniotti: "Ah, I see… you never got an engineering degree."
Ubi One: (sighs) No. But neither did Darwin! Engineering has nothing to do with it. This is beyond that. Here there is the Force… and perhaps also laundry." Further studies will be necessary, possibly after finding the device or purchasing a new one, and one should not underestimate the role of handkerchiefs in daily evolutionary dynamics.

Maniotti: Can you explain how you came to formulate this theory of phone evolution, and how it connects to handkerchiefs?

Mautoni: Is it true that in Vitropolis there is a ballroom, let's say, a bit original?
Ubi One: Certainly! It's the quantum ballroom; in Vitropolis we are so inclusive that you can find anything, and I mean anything, not just multigender, multiracial, or multispecies, but truly every intelligent entity. The photo below depicts the "Viti and Bolts, Atoms and Protons" festival, for example!
Maniotti: So, in your opinion UbiOne, Viti, Bolts, Atoms, and Protons are intelligent????
Ubi One: Of course! I didn't think you were so conservative!!!